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Star Wars Fan Kills Wife 'She Smashed His Toy Collection'

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 13:25
by Zenkutsu
http://www.swtorstrategies.com/2011/11/ ... r-she.html

I didn't find this in any way funny, saw the first comment 'Justifiable Homicide' and chuckled. I think I may be falling to the dark side.

Re: Star Wars Fan Kills Wife 'She Smashed His Toy Collection

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 13:44
by Halvy
Sometimes i wonder how long it'll be before humans rip this world apart... Eventually, if a nuclear war hasn't killed us all, people will lose it, and no one will be able to control all of it. I just see the world turning to chaos and almost like a zombie apocalypse, but we don't need the zombies to ruin everything.

Re: Star Wars Fan Kills Wife 'She Smashed His Toy Collection

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 13:51
by JenDoon
Zenkutsu wrote:http://www.swtorstrategies.com/2011/11/ ... r-she.html

I didn't find this in any way funny, saw the first comment 'Justifiable Homicide' and chuckled. I think I may be falling to the dark side.
There are sacred things you just don't mess with in this world. One of them happens to be another person's starwars stuff.

/shrug.

Re: Star Wars Fan Kills Wife 'She Smashed His Toy Collection

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 14:24
by Nemene
From the tone of the article, it sounds like this would've ended badly whether the toys were involved or not =/

That being said, I did repaint my ex's cherished Warhammer dwarf army with Hello Kitty colours...

Re: Star Wars Fan Kills Wife 'She Smashed His Toy Collection

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 14:33
by Slide
Nemene wrote:That being said, I did repaint my ex's cherished Warhammer dwarf army with Hello Kitty colours...
Hence ex?
I suppose he wasn't happy with his army turned to Slaanesh.

Re: Star Wars Fan Kills Wife 'She Smashed His Toy Collection

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 14:40
by Nemene
Oh no, this was an act of revenge for the stuff that caused the ex-ing, along with unpicking all the seams and buttons (just enough so they'd fall to bits during the day) of all his clothes, apple juice in the computer, superglue on all the RP books and vinegar in his bottles of expensive rum. He's also got the honour of being the first person I ever punched, I broke a finger but it was worth it.

I like to think I did my ancestors proud that day ^.^

Re: Star Wars Fan Kills Wife 'She Smashed His Toy Collection

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 14:50
by Machior
Nemene wrote:Oh no, this was an act of revenge for the stuff that caused the ex-ing, along with unpicking all the seams and buttons (just enough so they'd fall to bits during the day) of all his clothes, apple juice in the computer, superglue on all the RP books and vinegar in his bottles of expensive rum. He's also got the honour of being the first person I ever punched, I broke a finger but it was worth it.

I like to think I did my ancestors proud that day ^.^
Hmm, remind me never to get on your badside then Nemene :P
*feels even more sorry for Hooknose now* :D

Re: Star Wars Fan Kills Wife 'She Smashed His Toy Collection

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 15:17
by JenDoon
Nemene wrote:Oh no, this was an act of revenge for the stuff that caused the ex-ing, along with unpicking all the seams and buttons (just enough so they'd fall to bits during the day) of all his clothes, apple juice in the computer, superglue on all the RP books and vinegar in his bottles of expensive rum. He's also got the honour of being the first person I ever punched, I broke a finger but it was worth it.

I like to think I did my ancestors proud that day ^.^
Did he try to perm your my little pony?

Re: Star Wars Fan Kills Wife 'She Smashed His Toy Collection

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 15:23
by Zenkutsu
JenDoon wrote: Did he try to perm your my little pony?
Is that a euphemism?

Re: Star Wars Fan Kills Wife 'She Smashed His Toy Collection

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 15:34
by JenDoon
Zenkutsu wrote:
JenDoon wrote: Did he try to perm your my little pony?
Is that a euphemism?

Oh matron!

no.