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Re: Star Wars Fan Kills Wife 'She Smashed His Toy Collection
Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 16:21
by Nemene
JenDoon wrote:Nemene wrote:Oh no, this was an act of revenge for the stuff that caused the ex-ing, along with unpicking all the seams and buttons (just enough so they'd fall to bits during the day) of all his clothes, apple juice in the computer, superglue on all the RP books and vinegar in his bottles of expensive rum. He's also got the honour of being the first person I ever punched, I broke a finger but it was worth it.
I like to think I did my ancestors proud that day ^.^
Did he try to perm your my little pony?
He's unfortunately still breathing, so no
Re: Star Wars Fan Kills Wife 'She Smashed His Toy Collection
Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 19:00
by Cheesey
That guys wife was called Porn ! *cough*
Kinda agree about us destroying ourselves although since moving to the Highlands and living the more relaxed friendly life I'm not so sure.
I put my ex's best stuff in a slow cooker then left. She got home to a lovely bubbling mix of goo ...wish I could have seen her face...though I did hear her screaming at me down phone
Re: Star Wars Fan Kills Wife 'She Smashed His Toy Collection
Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 01:15
by JenDoon
Cheesey wrote:That guys wife was called Porn ! *cough*
Kinda agree about us destroying ourselves although since moving to the Highlands and living the more relaxed friendly life I'm not so sure.
I put my ex's best stuff in a slow cooker then left. She got home to a lovely bubbling mix of goo ...wish I could have seen her face...though I did hear her screaming at me down phone
I hope by "stuff", you don't mean her pet dogs...
Re: Star Wars Fan Kills Wife 'She Smashed His Toy Collection
Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 10:17
by Cheesey
lol NO! It was such a long time ago too, just things like her cd's, videos, some shoes, clothes, some jewellery her *new* man had got her and random junk. Aparently it was rather messy lol.
She wanted to make slippers out of my two 11 month old kittens at the time!
Re: Star Wars Fan Kills Wife 'She Smashed His Toy Collection
Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 08:00
by Malgunn
Nemene wrote:Oh no, this was an act of revenge for the stuff that caused the ex-ing, along with unpicking all the seams and buttons (just enough so they'd fall to bits during the day) of all his clothes, apple juice in the computer, superglue on all the RP books and vinegar in his bottles of expensive rum. He's also got the honour of being the first person I ever punched, I broke a finger but it was worth it.
I like to think I did my ancestors proud that day ^.^
Are your ancestors kilingons?...
